I realize "Ali Must Suffer" but I'm not going to generate a H/C Bingo card just for her. I'm not a monster.

Okay, maybe I am, but I'm not going to enjoy it.

Much.
 

This is the body of an email I just received at work. VerbatimGood day ( Read more... )

Scene: Bob, a Vin Diesel-ish “Nice and Built Like a Brick Wall” kinda guy gets a call on his cellphone ( Read more... )

So I was Googling information about Rube Goldberg, and found out he had a son named George W. George (Rube insisted both his boys change their last name during WWII because of all the political heat Rube was getting over his editorial cartoons). George W. George got into show business and produced among other things the film My Dinner With Andre ( Read more... )

Okay, follow along with me here ( Read more... )

With Rogue One coming out Friday, I got to thinking about Darth Vader and how he's integrated into the Imperial job structure. I like to think he's listed on some org chart as something utterly innocuous like "Resolutions Specialist, Pay Grade IS-15" or the like. And some poor schmuck from Accounting has to periodically knock on Vadar's office door ( Read more... )

From my as yet to be written remake screenplay of "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians."

Scene: Newscaster set. As the newscast goes on, ticker at the bottom of the screen displays various messages, "Wooden block and toy train stocks tumble. NYSE suspends trading" "UN states "Give sanctions more time."" "Jack Frost, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy assure ( Read more... )

I had a really clever post to write, but then my brain rebooted.

In other news, The Red Vixen at Sea is chugging slowly, while Rise of the Ring remains at dock.

Also, K-Tel Records still exists, which surprised me a bit. I wonder whatever happened to my family's copy of Hooked on Classics?

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"Why can't they bring back the woolly mammoths? They're probably as trainable as elephants and they're all cute and fuzzy. But nooooo. Gotta bring back t. rexes and velociraptors every fricking time."

So has anyone ever written a liberal techno-thriller?